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You are about to begin reading my new online journal "Guest of Beth." Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Forget about the Journals Chronicling Ongoing Train Wrecks, Journals Containing Humorous Anecdotes You Wouldn't Be Embarrassed To Read At Work, Journals Where The Good Stuff Is Hidden In The Source Code, Journals Full Of Sweetness And Light That Might Be Interesting To Someone Else Who Is Less Cynical Than You Are, Journals Written As If By A Pet, Journals By People Living Fascinating Lives Abroad So Why Are You Stuck In Sacramento, Journals That Make You Wish There Was No Such Thing As The Friday Five, Journals Featuring Sexual Entries Well Beyond What You Could Possibly Compete With, Fake Journals That Shock People When They Are Ultimately Exposed, Fake Journals That Fool No One, Journals About All The People The Journaler Hates, Journals That Were Once Entertaining But Of Late Are Just Full Of Infants, Journals Where You Hope That All The Quoted Lyrics Are Part Of A Phase And It Will Soon Return To Its Regular Program, Journals Where Every Entry Is Eventually About A Past Relationship, and the Journals That Are About Something So Private That You As A Reader Cannot Determine What That May Be.
Let's not even talk about the Journals That Are So Beautifully Expressed And Emotionally True That You May As Well Have Been Born With Hooves If You Think You Can Write In Their League.
Other Ian sites you may enjoy:
Macaroni & Cheese boxes and FAQ
Squirrel Bait fan page and FAQ
Book Club
Movie List
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2005-10-23 - 1:22 p.m.
Sorry that I never wrote a "real" entry about JournalCon 2005, but since I was only officially a guest and didn't officially pimp Guest of Beth, who was waiting for one?
Anyway, now that so many months have passed, it seems silly to write up an entry, especially when the other attendees are just looking for their own names. If I met you, I liked you. If I didn't meet you, I probably still liked you if you were even partly a decent person.
JournalCon is all about love. If you bring the Love, you get back the Love. You may even play hooky from the main group to see a movie whose thesis is that Love is the greatest force in the universe.
At my first JournalCon, I was lucky enough to bask in the Love emanating from Mo Pie. At this JournalCon, I was lucky enough to be her guest and fiancee. I love you, Moppy.
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